Ninja Dining is a review of restaurants in the Norfolk area. Ninja sister Marge and I are welcoming everyone along on our journey of trying to find the ideal restaurant to enter into a food coma. Seeing as I have no readers yet, there can't be a frequently asked question section. I will however take this opportunity to try to head off any questions that may come up from our maybe, potential, future reader(s).
What makes you qualified to judge?
Namely, that we are bitches. We grew up in the fine dining area outside of New York City, and expect only the best. We also take drinking incredibly seriously, and will always include alcoholic beverages in our reviews. We both make a valiant attempt to eat well, so when we decide to take the time to dine out we take it very, very seriously.
What is the rating system?
Since this is the Ninja Dining blog, our ratings will be in the form of how ninja crazy the food makes us. Stick figures will eventually accompany the blog, once I am smart enough to attach them. Stick figure ratings go from only mild excitement (chopping off one arm or even a finger if the only redeeming quality is a cute waiter) to minced up remains. The system is incredibly subjective, so I promise to attach captions to each picture. Pretty much the more mutilated the stick figure, the better the dining experience.
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